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{"fact":"The smallest pedigreed cat is a Singapura, which can weigh just 4 lbs (1.8 kg), or about five large cans of cat food. The largest pedigreed cats are Maine Coon cats, which can weigh 25 lbs (11.3 kg), or nearly twice as much as an average cat weighs.","length":249}
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{"slip": { "id": 2, "advice": "Smile and the world smiles with you. Frown and you're on your own."}}
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