{"fact":"On average, cats spend 2\/3 of every day sleeping. That means a nine-year-old cat has been awake for only three years of its life.","length":129}
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{"slip": { "id": 206, "advice": "Don't waste food."}}
{"slip": { "id": 96, "advice": "Don't give to others advice which you wouldn't follow."}}
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{"fact":"The tiniest cat on record is Mr. Pebbles, a 2-year-old cat that weighed 3 lbs (1.3 k) and was 6.1 inches (15.5 cm) high.","length":120}
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