{"type":"standard","title":"Kate Bolz","displaytitle":"Kate Bolz","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q16218364","titles":{"canonical":"Kate_Bolz","normalized":"Kate Bolz","display":"Kate Bolz"},"pageid":40656346,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d7/Katebolz_sd_nebraska.jpg/330px-Katebolz_sd_nebraska.jpg","width":320,"height":453},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d7/Katebolz_sd_nebraska.jpg","width":360,"height":510},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1283323977","tid":"68bd354c-0e6b-11f0-af18-53c66f1c3c8e","timestamp":"2025-03-31T20:04:53Z","description":"American politician","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kate_Bolz","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kate_Bolz?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kate_Bolz?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Kate_Bolz"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kate_Bolz","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Kate_Bolz","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kate_Bolz?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Kate_Bolz"}},"extract":"Kate Bolz is an American politician and social worker who served as a member of the Nebraska Legislature, representing the 29th district from 2013 to 2021. She was the Democratic nominee for Nebraska's 1st congressional district in the 2020 election.","extract_html":"
Kate Bolz is an American politician and social worker who served as a member of the Nebraska Legislature, representing the 29th district from 2013 to 2021. She was the Democratic nominee for Nebraska's 1st congressional district in the 2020 election.
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Charles William Milliken was a U.S. Representative from Kentucky.
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Time to Move is the first studio album by Canadian singer Blake McGrath. It was released in Canada on November 2, 2010. Five singles were released from the album.
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